It's no fun to think before you speak.
-Flicking the dew. Just a touch.
-That sounds dirty!
Nick, Me
If the Capulets are on the right does that mean we’re Republicans?
Judith
Its just like a killable penis. A penis that kills.
Ned
How much for your women?
Mike
Sword fights and knife fights- everything we did as children!
Ned
Its like when you get an extra large burrito and all you want is a tiny one.
Nick
Its like the Incredible Hulk, but with a sword.
Kurt
Aw, shit tits. And then he dead.
Ned
I’m Gandalf, ballin’.
Kurt
Perfect timing! And by perfect timing I mean you’re ten minutes late.
Me